Confessions of a Film Junkie: A review of “Birdemic: Shock and
Terror”
By: Brian Cotnoir
My Review |
Not satisfied with that
review? I don’t care. I’m not going to write a full review of this
film because it doesn’t even deserve one. This is the laziest and most unprofessional
film I have seen so far. It’s not “so
bad it’s good”. It’s not “so bad, it’ll
make you angry”. It’s just bad. It has terrible acting, terrible effects,
terrible sound & editing. This film
is not a good spoof of Alfred
Hitchcock’s “The Birds”. I look at it
like this: a film like “Sand Sharks” is a wonderful and enjoyable spoof on
“Jaws”, but “Birdemic” is just a pile of crap that doesn’t deserve to be
mentioned in the same sentence as “The Birds”.
This film is not even
like a “done-bad-on-purpose” Horror film like “ThanksKilling”. Oh and the “going green” messages throughout
the film were stupid as all hell. They
made Captain Planet look like “The Big Bang Theory”, they were that dumb!
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