Movies You Should & Should Not Let your kids watch this
Halloween
By: Brian Cotnoir
Well it’s that time again: October. Halloween will be here before you know it,
and each year there are plenty of Halloween themed movies for kids on TV. However, not every movie shown on ABC Family
or Cartoon Network is ideal for
certain groups of kids, if anything, some of them are just downright too scary
for kids, but sometimes I can be very difficult for kids. Remember films like the original “Poltergeist” and “Gremlins” were rated PG when they were first released and they
absolutely traumatized many kids. So
assuming a film is safe for kids just because it’s on TV can often be a poor
judgement, and just because a film is animated doesn’t necessarily mean it’s
meant for kids either. And I just wanted
to clarify that the films that I’m classifying as “Dangerous” aren’t bad films
(In fact, I enjoy most of them), but I think are more intended for older
audiences despite being advertised to younger audiences. Also, the age recommendations I’ve placed are
just my own opinion.
SAFE
Hocus Pocus (ALL AGES)
Okay seriously, this movie is
perfect for everyone! It’s about as
close to perfect as you can get to a perfect Halloween film. We have the wonderful folks at Disney to
thank for this wonderful live action film starring Bette Middler, Kathy
Najimay, and Sarah Jessica Parker. This
film has everything, it has thrills, it has action, it has laughs, it has
songs, it has a talking cat, and probably the coolest movie zombie ever! If you only allow your kids to watch one
movie this Halloween it should definitely be “Hocus Pocus”.
What's that you say? "Hocus Pocus" is playing on ABC Family |
The Nightmare Before Christmas (AGES 7+)
Another Wonderful Halloween film
released by Disney in 1993 (technically Touchstone, but I’m not here to debate
that) is Tim Burton’s “The Nightmare
Before Christmas”. What started out
as a poem written by Tim Burton has since blossomed into a huge cult phenomenon
that makes Goths and creepy kids all over the world lose their every loving
minds. The creatively creepy stop-motion
designs of Tim Burton, combined with the brilliant directing of Henry Selick,
and the memorable & beloved songs of Danny Elfman make this cult classic a
must see on everyone’s Halloween movie list.
Everybody Scream! Everybody Scream!
Hotel
Transylvania (ALL AGES)
Every now and then Adam Sandler is
a part of a film that makes us all go; “Oh Yeah, he’s pretty talented”. The story of a Hotel run by monsters for
monsters is a fun and enjoyable adventures for kids and adults of all ages, and
features an All-Star cast including Adam Sandler, Kevin James, Selena Gomez,
Steve Buscemi, Cee Lo Green, and many others.
I haven’t seen the sequel “Hotel
Transylvania 2” yet, but if it’s anything like the first film it’s has to
be a must see for your kids.
The Addams Family Values (AGES 10+)
I love “The Addams Family”; the TV show was one of my favorites as a child
(and truth be told, the first person I ever had a crush on was Morticia
Addams), so as a kid this was always one film I looked forward to every
Halloween. “The Addams Family Values” may be a sequel film, but you don’t need
to see the original to enjoy it. It has
all the charm and dark humor of the of the original TV sitcom from the 1960’s.
It’s an ideal film to for your kids to watch this Halloween, and will hopefully
introduce them to the awesomeness that is “The
Addams Family” (da na na na *snap snap*)
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The Harry
Potter Films (AGES 10+)
The “Harry Potter” is not just a great Children’s Fantasy film series,
but it is also great to show your kids during the Halloween Season. Think about it; it’s a story that revolves around
a group of young children who are learning how to become witches and
wizards! That’s got to be the coolest
and most interesting children’s story ever told! Not only that, but the films are based off of
a book series that is beloved by both children and adults. Parents can read the story to their kids, and
then have a weekend movie marathon. The films
aren’t scary, but do contain some scenes or sequences that might be a little
too intense for some younger audience members, but nevertheless the “Harry Potter” films are great films for
you to share with your kids this Halloween.
DANGEROUS
Coraline (AGES 13+)
This is the film that actually
inspired this review. A friend of mine thought
it’d be okay to let 7-year-old daughter watch the stop motion film “Coraline” last October, because she
assumed it would be a lot like “The
Nightmare Before Christmas”, and was shocked to see that the film contains
some intense scary imagery, and even references to eye gouging. This may be one of the darkest children’s
films ever made. I enjoy the movie “Coraline”,
but trust me it is not for younger kids.
You Know; For Kids! |
FrankenWeenie (AGES 13+)
Another stop motion film brought to
us by writer/director Tim Burton, but unlike “The Nightmare Before Christmas” this one just might be a little too
dark for younger audience members. The
film is based off of a live action short film that Burton made back in the 1980’s,
about a young boy who tries to bring back his beloved pet dog from the dead in
a similar style to Dr. Frankenstein. I
mean the film is harmless enough, but it does contain a few intense
scenes. The film has multiple references
to resurrecting the dead and contains a sequence where the kids in town are
being chased and tormented by some of the animals they brought back from the
dead.
ParaNorman (AGES 11+)
Same reasons as the previous
two: It’s a good film. It’s stop motion. It contains a few scenes that may be too
intense for younger audience members.
Teen Witch (NO ONE!)
This movie was made in the 1980’s
to capitalize on the popularity of “Teen
Wolf” and appeal to a female audience.
Let me be very clear when I say this:
If you let your child watch “Teen
Witch” then they will suffer massive brain damage and you should be charged
with child abuse for letting your child watch such a stupid and moronic film. For further explanation why please click the
link below.
5 Reasons Why "Teen Witch" is the Worst Film you could ever let your children watch
5 Reasons Why "Teen Witch" is the Worst Film you could ever let your children watch
The Witches (AGES 13+)
Base of the classic Roald Dahl
novel “The Witches” is the story of a
group of witches who are bent on destroying all children. The scariest part of the film comes when the
witches remove their disguises and reveal their true forms to one another. That scene is the stuff that children’s
nightmares are made of, and will definitely give younger children nightmares if
you let them watch it.
This image could result in a lot of therapy for your kids. |
Scooby Doo
on Zombie Island (AGES 11+)
I Love Scooby Doo; It’s one of the Best TV series ever made, and they’ve also made a bunch of straight-to-video films that are very good for the most part, and the one Scooby Doo film I remember the most as a kid has to be “Scooby Doo on Zombie Island”. In this one Scooby and the gang witness hordes of zombies rise from the grave, and become hostage to a group of people who are members of some sort of Voodoo Cult that pray to an ancient Cat God, and can transform into Cat People...Wow, is this an frightening film or what.
Hats off to this list! Granted, I was allowed to watch Freaks and The Bad Seed around age eight so my view might be a little skewed...
ReplyDeletePS Have to agree on Addams Family; Gomez Adams featured in many a girlish fantasy
ReplyDeleteRaul Julia was the Most Perfect casting choice for Gomez
DeleteCan't imagine anyone better than him and Angelica Huston in those parts
ReplyDeletei start watch evil dead in the eag of 10
ReplyDeleteYeah. It's funny how we do stuff like that when we're kids. I was 9-years-old the first time I saw the Exorcist and I wasn't phased by it at all. But yet at the same age something like "The Witches" managed to freak me out lol
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