Confessions of a Film Junkie: Is “Jumanji" a Horror film for
kids?
By: Brian Cotnoir
I am continuing my generation’s
tradition of pointing out how freaky/scary some of the movies and TV shows we
had as kids were over the internet. Yes,
for whatever reason we all like to point out the same stuff on the internet: “Freaky Fred on “Courage the Cowardly Dog”
was creepy as hell!”, “How awesome and scary was “Are you Afraid of the Dark?”,
“What was with that creepy a$$ clown in “The Brave Little Toaster”, and the
list goes on. In fact some of my Most
Popular Articles are my “5 Films that you
probably didn’t realize were too scary for kids”. In one of those editions I briefly talked
about the 1995 Family Classic “Jumanji”. I remember my mom and grandmother taking me
and my sister to see this in theatres. Ever
since the tragic passing of actor Robin Williams I’ve seen this film shown more
and more on TV. Now the more times I see
it the more and more I start to realize, “Wow this is film is creepy as hell!
This isn’t a kids movie, it’s more like a Horror film for kids!”
I mean
just look at the opening title credits and scene: a spooky green mist comes out
of nowhere and forms the title “Jumanji”
before quickly fading out then we get a scene in 1869where we see two brothers named Caleb and Benjamin out in the
middle of the woods at night. The two
brothers grab a wooden chest and off of a cart and throw it into a whole, and
begin to bury it. While they’re burying
the box the younger brother Benjamin falls into the whole and then this creepy
tribal drum starts to play, Benjamin shouts to his brother “Caleb, help it’s
after me!” and then wants to run away after being pulled out of the hole. Caleb insists that they finish what they
started and when his brother asks what will happen if somebody else finds it,
to which Caleb replies “May God have mercy on his soul” as lighting flashes
behind him. Yeah just in the first two
minutes of this film alone this film definitely gives off a horror movie
vibe. We know that the two boys must
have played the game, but we never get to see what sort of things they
endured. I can only assume—based on what
we see later in the film—the sort of horrendous things they must’ve encountered. I actually wish there was a prequel film to “Jumanji” so we can see how the brothers
came across this game (maybe the origins of the game too) and what sorts of
things happened to them while they played it.
I think it's Swahili for "You Gonna Die"
In the
next scene the film flashes 100 years later and we see young Alan Parrish riding
his bike through the small fictional town of Brantford, New Hampshire. The town is very reminiscent of the quaint
New England towns in a Stephen King novel, and like in a Stephen King novel,
our main character seems to be the target of bullying from every kid in
town. After being beaten up and having
his bike stolen by a group of Bullies we see Alan walking home, and as he
approaches a construction site he all of a sudden begins to hear the tribal
drums. As he explores the construction
site and follows the sound of the drums he finds the edge of the chest that the
two brothers buried one-hundred years earlier and pulls it out of the dirt. He opens it up to find a game called
Jumanji. One thing I’ve always wondered about
the game Jumanji is can only kids hear the drum noise or can adults hear it
to? When Alan finds the game at the
construction site he appears to be the only one who hears the drums playing. I know a construction zone is typically a
noisy place, but even when they weren’t working how could none of them hear the
sounds of tribal drums beating? Or is
the drum completely imaginary and it only exists in the minds of the people who
get close to it? Or is it possible the
drum beats could be brought on by some kind of mental delirium?
Can't we just play Monopoly instead?
So
Alan takes the game out and shows it to his friend Sarah and the two begin to
play. After Alan’s first roll he gets
sucked into the board game as his friend Sarah looks on in horror. Alan will eventually be trapped inside the
game for the next 26 years. Not only can
Jumanji suck you into the game and keep you as its prisoner, but everything
else that comes out of the game want’s
to kill you! Oh yeah, amongst the many deadly things that come out of
Jumanji at the roll of the dice include giant mosquitoes, man eating lions,
killer plants, stampedes of wild beasts, and a English hunter who likes to hunt
humans for sport! Oh yeah, Jumanji is an
absolutely terrifying game. And God
forbid you try to cheat in order to win the game because then you get punished
for that too. Peter tries to cheat and
he gets turned into a monkey man with giant hairy hands, and a tail and
everything. It’s like a toned down
version of Lampwick’s jackass transformation from “Pinocchio” or David Kessler’s werewolf transformation in “An American Werewolf in London”. Let’s
also look at the Parish’s home. After
Alan’s disappearance, it is long speculated by most people in town that Alan’s
father, Sam, killed his son and hid his body in the walls of the home. After Sam and his wife pass away, the home
goes unoccupied for years, because people believe the stories of Alan’s
murder. So when Peter and Judy move into
the house with their Aunt, and they hear the tale of the disappearance of young
Alan Parrish, it definitely gives the film the Haunted House vibe.
Run! It's a Stampede!
Not only does the game mess with the people
playing the game, but it also affects the people of Brantford too. Carl Bentley (played by actor David Alan
Grier) is constantly tormented by a group of monkeys that was released by
Jumanji, and the stampede runs right through the heart of the town of Brantford
creating mass chaos and destruction.
Please don't let me get cast in the "Planet of the Apes" remake
Lastly when the game is over and all the deadly
creations get sucked back into the game, life resumes off before they started
playing the game in Alan’s living room 1969, and only Alan and Sarah have any
recollection of what just happened.
What’s craziest is that Sarah had to live through 26 years of life
already, and really you think of all the tragedies that have happened between
1969-1995 that she’s going to have to relive (the assassination of John Lennon,
The Challenger Explosion, The Gulf War, etc.)
If Sarah and Alan have all the memories they have from the game, then
can Sarah do anything to help prevent these tragedies? Not to mention the
almost 3 decades of psychological damage she had to endure while she saw her
best friend sucked into a board game and believed him to be long dead, how do
you come to grips with that?
It’s
amazing to think that this beloved children’s film might have been made more to
scare them rather than entertain them.
Even today it’s probably one of the Best Children’s movies ever made,
but is also one of the scariest one’s ever made, and I think there is more than
enough evidence to suggest that this may be a Horror film for kids.
Absolutely adore this review. Welcome back to writing!
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