Confessions of a Film Junkie: A 2-4-1- Special of Corin Nemec in
Horror Part II.
By: Brian Cotnoir
The Return of Corin Nemec |
Some of you may
remember that in February of 2013 we celebrated “Corin Nemec Appreciation
Month” on the blog, where I only reviewed films that featured the acting
talents of Mr. Corin Nemec. However, I
realized the irony of “Corin Nemec Appreciation Month” a few months later that
I only wrote positive reviews for two of the films. In fact, in my “2-4-1 Special of Corin Nemec
in Horror (Part I)” review I bashed his acting and said that they were both the
worst films he was ever featured in. So,
I would like this week to review two more Horror films that I saw that starred
Corin Nemec and I will attempt to do him some justice, but first a little
background ont the two films I’m reviewing today.
He's not a really good screenwriter |
Most of the Horror films that I’ve seen Corin Nemec in are Serial Killer
Biopics which were all written and directed by the same man; Michael Feifer. Between
2007-2009 Fiefer wrote and directed 6 Horror Films that were based on popular
American Serial Killers. They were all
released straight to video/DVD by the same company—Barnholtz Entertainment—and
they all pretty much have the same plot:
It starts out with a early look into the life of an American Serial
killer and in 10-15 minutes the audience is supposed to get a loose
interpretation of the events that led them to commit their crimes. Everyone at the Police Station is looking for
the killer, the Police Chief (Or Police Commissioner) is being a total d!ck
because he wants the killer captured and brought to justice. There is one older male on the police force
that takes a special interest, and makes it his
mission to find and stop the killer himself. Out of the 6 Serial Killer Biopic films that
Michael Fiefer wrote and directed, three of them feature Corin Nemec. The first was “Chicago Massacre: Richard
Speck”, which I despised entirely, and the other two—which I am reviewing
today—“Bundy: An American Icon” and “Boston Strangler: The Untold Story”, both
of which were filmed in 2008.
Bundy: An American Icon
Yeah...that doesn't look anything like Corin Nemec. |
So right away from the
opening scene of “Bundy” I am immediately reminded of “Chicago Massacre”, and I
call that strike one against this film.
Then his opening monologue speech is very reminiscent of Otis B.
Driftwoods “I Am the Devil Speech” from “The Devils Rejects” and I counted that
as strike two against this film. Within
5 minutes of watching this film I was prepared to despise it, but much to my
surprise it gradually improved. Corin
Nemec’s acting in the film get’s better and better throughout the film. He really nails down the “charming” aspect of
Ted Bundy. When he’s talking to women in
the film he comes off as suave, charming, and like a nice guy, and that’s just
how Ted Bundy lured most of his victims into his trap. Bundy’s real life motivation for committing
his horrific murders was being left by his girlfriend—who is named “Stephanie”
in the film—and he typically murdered women who looked like or reminded him of
his girlfriend. However, my complaint is
that the girlfriend who comes off as loving and caring early on and then flips
out and breaks up with him, seemingly, out of nowhere. We later see Bundy and “Stephanie” reunite
only for him to abandon her just as soon as they got back together. That makes no sense! I’ve done some research on Ted Bundy and I
haven’t been able to find a passage yet that says he got back with his ex at
one point.
There he is that likable psycho |
Another
great thing I can say about Corin Nemec’s performance is that the further into
the film we get the less and less his character speaks. His Ted Bundy character is very talkative
early on in the film, and then the scenes where he’s in prison and eventually
breaks out we see he speaks only seldom implying that he has had a dramatic
change to his personality. Then in the
later scenes when he’s committing murders he doesn’t speak at all and instead
let’s his facial expressions and body motions do the speaking for him. I was actually impressed with how much Corin
Nemec improved as an actor from the same type of role he played only one year
earlier.
This
film does have a ton of flaws in regards to the accuracy of Ted Bundy’s crimes
and there are a lot cliché lines and scenes—especially towards the end—but
Corin Nemec does not give a bad acting performance. The rest of the cast is all pretty bad, but
if I wanted to talk more about the bad acting from the rest of the cast and the
other flaws throughout the film I’d be here all day. So Corin Nemec does give a good performance
in this film, but that’s still not enough to save it.
Boston Strangler: The Untold Story
If I can be perfectly
honest with you this film should not have been made. Now, with that being said you should also
know that Corin Nemec doesn’t play the Boston Strangler in the film—he actually
plays the Strangler’s attorney—but I still felt that since it was a Michael
Feifer film distributed by Barnholtz Entertainment that it would tie in
perfectly.
Not the best choice for the role, but okay. |
The role of Albert De Salvo (The alleged “Boston Strangler”) is played by
Corin Nemec’s good friend and “Killer Bud” costar David Faustino. That is the films first problem. Now, I like David Faustino as an actor, I am
a fan of “Married...With Children”, but come on, there is no way I’m finding
Bud Bundy to be the least bit scary in anything. No surprise to anyone who’s seen Faustino,
he’s really short, so right away he doesn’t have the tall menacing looking
figure to use to frighten or intimidate.
I just wanted to laugh at him because everything else I’ve seen him in
because he’s so funny in everything else I’ve seen him in; sorry, Mr. Faustino,
but you don’t belong in any Horror film you belong in comedies.
Second
problem with the film is it’s a really difficult case to tackle. Yes, Albert De Salvo did confess to being the
“Boston Strangler”, but many other people speculate that he confessed for
publicity or reward money, and don’t think he really was the “Boston
Strangler”. The film does try to address
that fact, by always showing the “Strangler” character wearing a mask to imply
that maybe De Salvo was the killer, but maybe he wasn’t, or maybe there were
possibility of a “copy cat” strangler.
So, if you don’t know for sure if your main character was the killer then you’re casting too
much doubt and leaving way too much of the films plot to various
interpretations and speculations, and you’re going to end up confusing more
people then entertaining them.
aaaannnnd that doesnt look anything like David Faustino, now does it????? |
The
third problem with this film, none of the supporting cast can freaking
act! Oh my God, I hated the supporting
cast of this film almost as much as I hated the supporting cast in “Chicago
Massacre”. All the female victims in the
film come off as dumb and moronic instead of kind-hearted and naïve, so thanks
to their poor acting I didn’t feel the least bit sad when their characters got
killed off in the film. Just about
everyone in the film tries to speak with a Boston
accent. I lived in Boston for
4-years, and yes, some people in the city do sound like that, but not every
single person in the city talks with a Boston Accent. No one in this film did could even do a
decent Boston Accent. Faustino’s accent
keeps going in-and-out between a Boston Accent and a New York Accent. Corin Nemec, was one of the few cast members
who had the commonsense to not use a Boston Accent in the film. He’s really the only positive thing I have to
say about this film, because it has a ton of plot points that go nowhere and it
just wasn’t a well made film. They
half-a$$ed way too many things, and the makers of this film should be
embarrassed. There are just too many
questions and too much doubt in regards to the case that it is near impossible
to make an “accurate” film about a real life crime.
Good thing Corin Nemec was in the film. |
My ultimate advice to
you, my audience, is that if you want to see a decent Serial Killer biopic see
something like “Dahmer” or “Dear, Mr. Gacy”, but whatever you do avoid any
films made by Michael Fiefer or distributed by Barnholtz Entertainment. If you’ve seen one Michael Fiefer/Barnholtz
Entertainment film collaboration then you’ve seen them all, so don’t even
bother! They’re not that good for a
number of reasons; they are very loose interpretations of what actually
happened, the films try to cram way too much information and events into 90+
minutes, not to mention they jump around a lot; such as starting at one scene
in present day of the killer and then flashing back to their childhood, and
jumping back five minutes later to the present day. In regards to Mr. Nemec in both films, his
acting was the only thing liked in both, he was not a bad actor in either film,
and if I had to pick just one out of the three Serial Killer Horror Films he’s
been in to recommend to you I’d say see “Bundy”, but don’t keep your
expectations for it to high. And one
last thought before I go: I think David Faustino and Corin Nemec should have
switched leads in their films, because that way we all could’ve made the joke
that David Faustino/“Bud Bundy” was playing Ted Bundy.
2-4-1 Special of Corin Nemec in Horror PT I
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2-4-1 Special of Corin Nemec in Horror PT I
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